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One Of Those Days

The many faces of a New York stock trader

One Of Those Days thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

Adversity introduces a man to himself. - Unknown

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

The pessimist is half-licked before he starts. - Thomas A. Buckner

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist. - Paul Harvey

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. - Don Marquis

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist - except an old optimist. - Mark Twain

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity. - Seneca

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

Don't be disquieted in time of adversity. Be firm with dignity and self-reliant with vigor. - Chiang Kai-shek

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed than one in adversity. - Plutarch

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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