Paper Welding Helmet

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

If they give you ruled paper, write the other way. - Juan Ramon Jimenez

Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper. - Taylor J Reid

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

A verbal agreement isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno

I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

It is often wonderful how putting down on paper a clear statement of a case helps one to see, not perhaps the way out, but the way in. - Arthur Christopher Benson

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker