Pool Painters

Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love

There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down. - Unknown

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Vanish: An invisible substance you paint on fences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy