Power-Full Logging Truck

Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Current Events: 1. What an electrician worries about; 2. Electric shocks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt