QuotaBillsHe who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers
Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln
The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields
Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord
Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert
If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor
Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong