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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Warren: Good name for a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

An end is only a beginning in disguise. - Craig D. Lounsbrough

Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James R Lowell

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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