Purrrfect Disguise

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Warren: Good name for a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James R Lowell

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Opportunity's favourite disguise is trouble. - Frank Tyger

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

Eighty percent of all questions are statements in disguise. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise. - Oscar Wilde

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky