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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Creativity takes courage. - Henri Matisse

A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him or her. - David Brinkley

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

The truth is that whenever a fence is removed, it's wise to ask why it was put there in the first place. - Ravi Zacharias

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks. - Rick Lantern

The world is a very puzzling place. If you're not willing to be puzzled, you just become a replica of someone else's mind. - Noam Chomsky

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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