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Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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