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Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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