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I like children - fried. - WC Fields

Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh


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