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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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