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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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