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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold


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