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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships. - Michael Jordan

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. - Thomas Paine

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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