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Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

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You live several lives while reading. - William Styron

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright

Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are. - Mason Cooley

Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again. - C S Lewis

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

I have never known any distress that an hour's reading did not relieve. - Charles de Montesquieu

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading. - C S Lewis

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamed that I was reading on, so I awoke from sheer boredom. - Heinrich Neine

Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey

The rasp of the respirator's filter were about as comforting as Darth Vader reading a bedtime story. - Andy McNab

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading. - H L Mencken

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between. - C S Lewis

If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write something worth reading or do things worth the writing. - Benjamin Franklin

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner


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