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What is reading, but silent conversation. - Walter Savage Landor

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The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are. - Mason Cooley

My problem with reading books is that I get distracted. By other books. - Unknown

I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once. - C S Lewis

I have never known any distress that an hour's reading did not relieve. - Charles de Montesquieu

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

One of the best ways to expand his horizon is through a regular reading program. - John F Kennedy

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading. - C S Lewis

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamed that I was reading on, so I awoke from sheer boredom. - Heinrich Neine

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between. - C S Lewis

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors. - David Viscott

No book is really worth reading at the age of ten which is not equally - and often far more - worth reading at the age of fifty and beyond. - C S Lewis


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