QuotaBillsAll men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover
There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn
There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel
You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld
No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll
I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton
At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying
Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros
The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf
A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa
It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy
No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin
A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid
They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright
Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb
It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray
Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry
There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein