Redneck Dent Repair
Bubba's tips on how to pull out a dent
QuotaBillsThe time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass
The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard
There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze