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Dare to dream big. - Unknown

Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

A goal is a dream with a deadline. - Napoleon Hill

Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

Quantum Particles: The dreams that stuff is made of - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

I just heard from Bill Bailey. He's not coming home. - Henny Youngman

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul A Valery

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christian Morgenstern

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

I have only one superstition. I make sure I touch all bases when I hit a home run. - Babe Ruth

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

Without dreams, there can be no courage. And without courage, there can be no action. - Wim Wenders

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

Stomach: 1. The home of the swallow; 2. A bowl-shaped cavity containing the organs of indigestion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Dreams are the seeds of change. Nothing ever grows without a seed, and nothing ever changes without a dream. - Debby Boone

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams. - Les Brown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them. Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them. - Norman Vincent Peale

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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