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Redneck Fire Alarm

Bubba's after-fire celebration plan

Redneck Fire Alarm thanks to Wayne Nowazek

And you never have to change the batteries

Redneck Fire Alarm thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Fresh popcorn is near impossible to resist, second only to fresh doughnuts. - Shannon Wiersbitzky

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. - Mark Zuckerberg

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

We dried continuously day and night. We had no efficient way to do it, so we built this new popcorn plant. - Orville Redenbacher

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

With 'The A-Team,' it was like, 'Alright, I'm going to do a big popcorn movie and see how that feels.' - Joe Carnahan

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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