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Redneck Fire Alarm

Bubba's after-fire celebration plan

Redneck Fire Alarm thanks to Wayne Nowazek

And you never have to change the batteries

Redneck Fire Alarm thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

I've never met a popcorn ball I didn't like. - Deb Caletti

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

I set myself on fire, and the people come to see me burn. - John Wesley

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Fresh popcorn is near impossible to resist, second only to fresh doughnuts. - Shannon Wiersbitzky

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

No amount of facts in his head can compensate for the lack of fire on his lips. - Vance Havner

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

I'm a consumer as well. I go to the movies with my popcorn and believe everything I see. - Kelly Lynch

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

I really wanted the MTV Award the most, It was a golden popcorn container and it looks really neat. - Kirsten Dunst

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Well, once I did 'Grease,' everyone was offering me studio pictures in a similar vein - you know, popcorn movie. - Randal Kleiser

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

With 'The A-Team,' it was like, 'Alright, I'm going to do a big popcorn movie and see how that feels.' - Joe Carnahan

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

The best reason to go to the movies is to be with other people. Eating the popcorn, being with other people you don't know. - Peter Weller

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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