QuotaBillsOut of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku
Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws
A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown
Valentine's Day is the poet's holiday. - Ted Kooser
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain
You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb
Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying
What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright
Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke
Dear Monday, you should take a holiday. Trust me, no one will miss you. - Unknown
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain
Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway
We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb
The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb
Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner