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Redneck Holiday

Bubba's cruise ship comes with a deluxe bathroom

Redneck Holiday thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Leeks: Vegetables found in boats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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