QuotaBillsTurkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb
To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns
Sex at the age of 90 is like playing billiards with a rope. - Camille Paglia
There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd
I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman
The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses. - Archie Bunker
I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng
The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain
It's easy to make your choice when all the cards are on the table. - Barry Bennett
I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown
I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse
Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx
One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck
It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert
Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin
Insight comes, more often than not, from looking at what's been on the table all along. - David McCullough
Every gentleman plays billiards, but someone who plays billiards too well, is no gentleman. - Thomas Jefferson
Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms
I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook
May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times
If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard
Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good
Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden
His billiards lessons regarding double kisses, push strokes, butt caps, creeping angles of incidence, and snatches began to sound like flirting. - Jennifer Harrison
You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak
Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com