Redneck Revenge

Forgiveness is God's command. - Martin Luther

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

God is always on the side of the strongest battalion. - Voltaire

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Tennyson

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

I am afraid the clergyman's God is often the head of the clerical profession. - William R Inge

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown