#1 humor site on the 'net

Redneck Revenge

Bubba's religious message of repentance

Redneck Revenge thanks to Diane Baugh

QuotaBills
You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb

My reason nourishes my faith and my faith my reason. - Norman Cousins

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


His First Hot Rod

Hair Safety

Open Air Reader

Vacation At Last

Cutting Edge Delivery

Sunset Eclipse

Diet Swing

Lamp Escape

Strong Straws

Lucky Spectator

Breadlace

I Think I'll Hold It

Instant Coffee Tragedy

Cow Camouflage

Room For Two

Neandertallica

Key-o-Saurus

Pure Maple Syrup

Dentist Drill

Wife Consumption

Dog Proctologist

Vintage Birth Control

Used Cows For Sale

Stylish Butcher