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Redneck Revenge

Bubba's religious message of repentance

Redneck Revenge thanks to Diane Baugh

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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

My greatest thought is my accountability to God. - Daniel Webster

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

God created the flirt as soon as He made the fool. - Victor Hugo

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Doubt is not the opposite of faith; it is one element of faith. - Paul Tillich

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

When you pray for anyone you tend to modify your personal attitude toward him. - Norman Vincent Peale

A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

If God forgives us we must forgive ourselves. Otherwise, it is almost like setting up ourselves as a higher tribunal than Him. - C S Lewis

Some preachers think only of their sermon; others think only of themselves: the man who wins the soul is the man who aims at it. - Dean Hook

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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