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Redneck Revenge

Bubba's religious message of repentance

Redneck Revenge thanks to Diane Baugh

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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Living well is the best revenge. - George Herbert

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

A man with God is always in the majority. - John Knox

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Amen: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Every worldview has to bring together reason and faith. - Ravi Zacharias

If you aren't hungry for God, you are full of yourself. - Mark Batterson

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis


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