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Redneck Revenge

Bubba's religious message of repentance

Redneck Revenge thanks to Diane Baugh

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Without God life makes no sense. - Andrei Bitov

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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