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Redneck Revenge

Bubba's religious message of repentance

Redneck Revenge thanks to Diane Baugh

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What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Tennyson

Sometimes God allows what he hates to accomplish what he loves. - Joni Eareckson Tada

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

If you preach to the hurts of people, you will never lack for an audience. - Joseph Parker

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

Giving is more than a responsibility - it is a privilege; more than an act of obedience - it is evidence of our faith. - William A Ward

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. - Navjot S Sidhu

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi


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