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Redneck Revenge

Bubba's religious message of repentance

Redneck Revenge thanks to Diane Baugh

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Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters

The best revenge is to live on and prove yourself. - Eddie Vedder

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

God loves each of us as if there were only one of us. - Saint Augustine

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

The tragedy of disbelieving God is not that a person ends up believing in nothing. Alas, it is much worse - a person may end up believing in anything. - G K Chesterton


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