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Redneck Revenge

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God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

Revenge is sweet and not fattening. - Alfred Hitchcock

Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive. - Edward Gibbon

You go to heaven. God sneezes. What do you say? - Peter Houppermans

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

God loves each of us as if there were only one of us. - Saint Augustine

There is no uncreated being except God. God has no opposite. - C S Lewis

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done. - C S Lewis

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. - Dave Barry

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. - Navjot S Sidhu

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


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