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Redneck Revenge

Bubba's religious message of repentance

Redneck Revenge thanks to Diane Baugh

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God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Faith is the gaze of a soul upon a saving God. - A.W. Tozer

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

God is most glorified in us when we are most satisfied in him. - John Piper

You can hear the footsteps of God when silence reigns in the mind. - Sathya S Baba

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach. - Victor Hugo

You can have faith or you can have control, but you cannot have both. - Mark Batterson

God created Adam lord of all living creatures, but Eve spoiled it all. - Martin Luther

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

When we cling too tightly to what God did last, we often miss what God wants to do next. - Mark Batterson

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

Faith is the centerpiece of a connected life. It allows us to live by the grace of invisible strands. - Terry T Williams

When God blesses you financially, don't raise your standard of living: raise your standard of giving. - Mark Batterson

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Truth cannot be sacrificed at the alter of a pretended tolerance. All religions, plainly and simply, cannot be true. - Ravi Zacharias

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias


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