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Redneck Truck Jack

Bubba finds a boulder way to jack up his truck!

Redneck Truck Jack thanks to Wally Zatylny

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Never eat more than you can lift. - Miss Piggy

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else. - Booker T Washington

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher. - Oprah Winfrey

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill


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