Redneck Watch

Time heals what reason cannot. - Seneca

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

What we love to do we find time to do. - John Spaulding

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Now if we only knew why, we would have the mind of God. - Stephen Hawking

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

At 46 one must be a miser; only have time for essentials. - Oscar Wilde

Now a soft kiss; Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss. - John Keats

When was the last time you did something for the first time? - Unknown

The less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it in. - Lord Chesterfield

It is the hour to rend thy chains, the blossom time of souls. - Katharine L Bates

You can take a chance with any man who pays his bills on time. - Terence

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later. - Og Mandino

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. - Will Rogers

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time. - Mark Twain

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I live now. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Do we need more time? Or do we need to be more disciplined with the time we have? - Kerry Johnson

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything - and it works. - William Strong

Leap year gives me extra time to reflect on how unproductive I am with extra time. - Homer Simpson

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

If I've learned nothing else, it's that time and practice equal achievement. - Andre Agassi

Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

If we were born knowing everything, what would we do with all this time on this earth? - Nelly

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - E.B. White

Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time. - Rick Warren

I can't turn the clock back but I can seek the forgiveness of those I've wronged. - Richard Coles

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

Live as if you were living a second time, and as though you had acted wrongly the first time. - Viktor Frankl

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

I was tame compared to what they do now. Are you kidding? I didn't do anything but just jiggle. - Elvis Presley

Time will discover everything to posterity. It is a babbler, and speaks even when no question is put. - Euripides

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens, and those who wonder what happened. - Unknown

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell