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Loiter: Not now - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's only now. - Bill Murray

Good things take time. - John Wooden

McCarthyism is now McCarthywasm. - Dwight D Eisenhower

You may delay, but time will not. - Benjamin Franklin

Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

Now you know the rest of the story. - Paul Harvey

Time is the devourer of everything. - Ovid

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

I'm sympathising my watch with yours. - Archie Bunker

I am 46, and have been for some time past. - Anita Brookner

Why, when I am talking, does time seem to fly? - Bob Grant

Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year. - Spanish Proverb

Time heals all wounds, unless you pick at them. - Shaun Alexander

Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend. - Theophrastus

Don't watch the clock, do what it does. Keep going. - Sam Levenson

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

The time to relax is when you don't have time for it. - Amish Saying

One thing at a time. Most important thing first. Start now. - Caroline Webb

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. - Bill Watterson

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

Do it now! Sometimes 'later' becomes 'never'. - Unknown

Come what may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

He who has done his best for his own time has lived for all times. - Friedrich Schiller

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

What ends in a W, has no beginning, and is always in the present? Now. - Jarod Kintz

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted. - Unknown

You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it. - Charles Buxton

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

Irony is the form of paradox. Paradox is what is good and great at the same time. - Karl W F Schlegel

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

Time is the scarcest resource and unless it is managed nothing else can be managed. - Peter F Drucker

There was never yet a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous. - Abraham Lincoln

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be. - Eckhart Tolle

By the time a man gets to be presidential material, he's been bought ten times over. - Gore Vidal

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

It is not easy to be crafty and winsome at the same time, and few accomplish it after the age of six. - John W. Gardner

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - Will Rogers

Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force. - Dorothy L Sayers

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

The more time you spend contemplating what you should have done, you lose valuable time planning what you can and will do. - Lil Wayne

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

'Till death do us part' doesn't sound so horrible. It only means about 10 or 15 years and not the eternity it used to mean. - Joy Behar

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock

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