QuotaBillsRIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown
Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau
Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb
A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown
Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis
Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain
He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold
You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb
We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen
Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb
If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields
Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke
An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith
Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson
You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb
You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose
The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway
We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb
The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid
A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling
Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields