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Revolutionary Cooking

Revolutionary new way to cook almost anything

Revolutionary Cooking thanks to Karen Moore

Think I'll pass on this revolution

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Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. - Steven Wright

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

We can do anything we want to do if we stick to it long enough. - Helen Keller

I am not a communist and neither is the revolutionary movement. - Fidel Castro

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

In an age of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. - George Orwell

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

The revolution is a dictatorship of the exploited against the exploiters. - Fidel Castro

The revolution is a dictatorship of the exploited against the exploiters. - Fidel Castro

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. - Erich Fromm

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

America's present need is not heroics but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution but restoration. - Warren G. Harding

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded. - Jimi Hendrix

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah


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