Revolutionary Cooking

Talk doesn't cook rice. - Chinese Proverb

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. - Steven Wright

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

Pew: A medieval torture device still found in Catholic Churches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. - Erich Fromm

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

The universities are available only to those who share my revolutionary beliefs. - Fidel Castro

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. - Frank Kafka

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

America's present need is not heroics but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution but restoration. - Warren G. Harding

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded. - Jimi Hendrix

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't... and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. - Robert Frost

"We had to save you because you're the mockingjay, Katniss," says Plutarch. "While you live, the revolution lives." - Suzanne Collins