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Revolutionary Cooking

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Revolutionary Cooking thanks to Karen Moore

Think I'll pass on this revolution

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A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

Throw plenty of mud and some of it is bound to stick. - Hipponax

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell

Pew: A medieval torture device still found in Catholic Churches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive. - Thomas C Haliburton

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. - Erich Fromm

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

Stick with the optimists. It's going to be tough enough even if they're right. - James Reston

If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

America's present need is not heroics but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution but restoration. - Warren G. Harding

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded. - Jimi Hendrix

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah


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