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Revolutionary Cooking

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Revolutionary Cooking thanks to Karen Moore

Think I'll pass on this revolution

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Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

The revolution is over. I am the revolution. - Napoleon Bonaparte

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

If you're comfortable in a situation, stick with it. - Red Auerbach

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

I am not a communist and neither is the revolutionary movement. - Fidel Castro

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

In an age of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. - George Orwell

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive. - Thomas C Haliburton

The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. - Erich Fromm

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. - John F Kennedy

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

Corporation: an ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility. - Ambrose Bierce

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded. - Jimi Hendrix

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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