Revolutionary Cooking

Billboards: Litter on a stick - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

The revolution is over. I am the revolution. - Napoleon Bonaparte

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

We can do anything we want to do if we stick to it long enough. - Helen Keller

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Woodpecker: 1. A knocking bird; 2. A 17th Century prosthetic device. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

In an age of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. - George Orwell

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

The revolution is a dictatorship of the exploited against the exploiters. - Fidel Castro

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

It often takes more courage to change one's opinion than to stick to it. - Geoffrey Abert

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

The universities are available only to those who share my revolutionary beliefs. - Fidel Castro

The only good thing about him is his cook. The world visits his dinners, not him. - Moliere

Stick with the optimists. It's going to be tough enough even if they're right. - James Reston

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. - John F Kennedy

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

A snowflake is one of God's most fragile creations, but look what they can do when they stick together! - Unknown

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

America's present need is not heroics but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution but restoration. - Warren G. Harding

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't... and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. - Robert Frost

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry