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Road Pirate

VW's new nautical steering wheel

Road Pirate thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Known as a 'road-hog' in the Netherlands

The vodka is absolut-ly empty, the escape hatch is ajar, and the helmsman is no longer lashed to the wheel...
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Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake


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