Road Pirate

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt