Road Pirate

Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Where there is a sea there are pirates. - Greek Proverb

Aren't most of you descended from pirates? - Prince Philip

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. - Johnny Depp

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. - Todd Barry

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com