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Road Pirate

VW's new nautical steering wheel

Road Pirate thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Known as a 'road-hog' in the Netherlands

The vodka is absolut-ly empty, the escape hatch is ajar, and the helmsman is no longer lashed to the wheel...

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Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Aren't most of you descended from pirates? - Prince Philip

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown

Every generation welcomes the pirates from the last. - Lawrence Lessig

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

Belonging has always been a fundamental driver of humankind. - Brian Chesky

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis


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