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Road To Nowhere

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To walk out of His will is to walk into nowhere. - C S Lewis

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. - Ambrose Bierce

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis


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