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Rubik's Cube Puzzle-Meant

Rubik's Cube is a Piece of Cake!

Rubik's Cube Puzzle-Meant thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Rubik's Cube Puzzle-Meant thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

It was a puzzling thing as to why they packed up in towns the way they did. - Paulette Jiles

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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