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Rubik's Cube Puzzle-Meant

Rubik's Cube is a Piece of Cake!

Rubik's Cube Puzzle-Meant thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Rubik's Cube Puzzle-Meant thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

The world is the puzzle, itself; but it is always in principle. - Dada Bhagwan

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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