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Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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