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Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins


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