Senior Wheelies
Basket cases running out of time
Senior citizens find new way to burn rubber
QuotaBillsBurn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez
I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill
Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson
I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown