Shopping Bike
Putting the cart before the horse
QuotaBillsShopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw
Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola
Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright
A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker
Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
Many will show you the way once your cart has overturned. - Turkish Proverb
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox
Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells
Take notes on the spot. A note is worth a cart-load of recollections. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein
Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright
You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller
When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek
Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper
And they bought an Owl, and a useful Cart,
And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart. - Edward Lear
Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown
I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright
Curriculum: A harness devised by educational bureaucrats to turn thoroughbred teachers into cart horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett
If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton
Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli