QuotaBillsTo go beyond is as wrong as to fall short. - Confucius
Pleasure and action make the hours seem short. - William Shakespeare
He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic. - Lance Bass
Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb
With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo
A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience. - Miguel De Cervantes
Short words are best, and old words are the best of all. - Winston Churchill
Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway
I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short. - Shelley Winters
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
Too long they've been gettin' the short end of the totem pole. - Archie Bunker
They do certainly give very strange, and newfangled, names to diseases. - Plato
Life's too short to hang out with people who aren't resourceful. - Jeff Bezos
If I could remember the names of all these particles I'd be a botanist. - Enrico Fermi
The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca
The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin
Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson
Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann
I'm not afraid of the opinions of others - but of being needed and coming up short. - John Geddes
I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker
Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor
College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller
I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal
I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting
Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett
Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown
In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin
Don't ever doubt yourself or waste a second of your life. It's too short, and you're too special. - Ariana Grande
The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood
As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson
You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns
Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones
I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where And Who. - Rudyard Kipling
I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling
Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx
The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti