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Short NFL Quarterbacks

Why NFL quarterbacks need to keep their names short

Short NFL Quarterbacks thanks to Mike King

Short NFL Quarterbacks thanks to Mike King

Short NFL Quarterbacks thanks to Mike King

Short NFL Quarterbacks thanks to Mike King

Short NFL Quarterbacks thanks to Mike King

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To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short. - Confucius

Pleasure and action make the hours seem short. - William Shakespeare

He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic. - Lance Bass

Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience. - Miguel De Cervantes

Short words are best, and old words are the best of all. - Winston Churchill

Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short. - Shelley Winters

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

Too long they've been gettin' the short end of the totem pole. - Archie Bunker

They do certainly give very strange, and newfangled, names to diseases. - Plato

Life's too short to hang out with people who aren't resourceful. - Jeff Bezos

If I could remember the names of all these particles I'd be a botanist. - Enrico Fermi

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

I'm not afraid of the opinions of others - but of being needed and coming up short. - John Geddes

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin

Don't ever doubt yourself or waste a second of your life. It's too short, and you're too special. - Ariana Grande

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where And Who. - Rudyard Kipling

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti


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