Short NFL Quarterbacks

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom. - Shirley Conran

In giving advice I advise you, be short. - Horace

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? - Princess Leia

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Ninety percent of putts that are short don't go in. - Yogi Berra

A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience. - Miguel De Cervantes

Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They do certainly give very strange, and newfangled, names to diseases. - Plato

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey

Ideas have a short shelf life. You must act on them before the expiration date. - John C Maxwell

The archer who overshoots his mark does no better than he who falls short of it. - Amish Saying

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

I am going to give a long speech today. I haven't had time to prepare a short one. - Winston Churchill

Who aims at excellence will be above mediocrity; who aims at mediocrity will be far short of it. - Burmese Saying

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

People seek within a short span of life to satisfy a thousand desires, each of which is insatiable. - Oliver Goldsmith

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

Don't ever doubt yourself or waste a second of your life. It's too short, and you're too special. - Ariana Grande

More contact means more sharing of information, gossiping, exchanging, engaging - in short, more word of mouth. - Gary Vaynerchuk

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown

Forgiving and being forgiven are two names for the same thing. The important thing is that a discord has been resolved. - C S Lewis

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle