Short NFL Quarterbacks

To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short. - Confucius

Pleasure and action make the hours seem short. - William Shakespeare

He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic. - Lance Bass

Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience. - Miguel De Cervantes

Short words are best, and old words are the best of all. - Winston Churchill

Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short. - Shelley Winters

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

Too long they've been gettin' the short end of the totem pole. - Archie Bunker

They do certainly give very strange, and newfangled, names to diseases. - Plato

Life's too short to hang out with people who aren't resourceful. - Jeff Bezos

If I could remember the names of all these particles I'd be a botanist. - Enrico Fermi

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

I'm not afraid of the opinions of others - but of being needed and coming up short. - John Geddes

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin

Don't ever doubt yourself or waste a second of your life. It's too short, and you're too special. - Ariana Grande

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where And Who. - Rudyard Kipling

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti