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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Ah, how steadily do they who are guilty shrink from reproof! - Amelia Jenks Bloomer

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Where the battle rages, there the loyalty of the soldier is proved. - Martin Luther

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

There's no rejection in life quite like a cancelled shrink appointment. - Bill Schenk

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Success is due to our stretching to the challenges of life. Failure comes when we shrink from them. - John C Maxwell

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah