Shrunk Jeep

Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

My shrink doesn't understand me. - Unknown

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Ah, how steadily do they who are guilty shrink from reproof! - Amelia Jenks Bloomer

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

There's no rejection in life quite like a cancelled shrink appointment. - Bill Schenk

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Success is due to our stretching to the challenges of life. Failure comes when we shrink from them. - John C Maxwell

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah