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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte
A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb
Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus
Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid
I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin
In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin
Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert
The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III
Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland
Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch
The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn
The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland
We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker
Ah, how steadily do they who are guilty shrink from reproof! - Amelia Jenks Bloomer
Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx
Where the battle rages, there the loyalty of the soldier is proved. - Martin Luther
Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley
A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison
There's no rejection in life quite like a cancelled shrink appointment. - Bill Schenk
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo
A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton
Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse
An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II
Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great
Success is due to our stretching to the challenges of life. Failure comes when we shrink from them. - John C Maxwell
The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire
There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo
The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton
The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton
Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan
Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins
It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller
Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah