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Sink Drinker

For the man in your house who can't stop drinking

Sink Drinker thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Can never get enough of the bubbly!

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Refuse to sink. - Kristi Welch

Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m. - WC Fields

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

Don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. - WC Fields

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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