Sink Drinker

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m. - WC Fields

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

I don't have a drinking problem. Except when I can't get a drink. - Tom Waits

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown