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Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

I don't have a drinking problem. Except when I can't get a drink. - Tom Waits

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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