Smart Car Redesign

Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

You is kind. You is smart. You is important. - The Help

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

It is not that I'm so smart. But I stay with the questions much longer. - Albert Einstein

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone