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Smart tyrants retire rich. - Voltaire
Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey
Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman
You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner
You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey
She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
It is not that I'm so smart. But I stay with the questions much longer. - Albert Einstein
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman
You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker
You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright
Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump
You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
If you want to achieve things in life, you've just got to do them; and if you're talented and smart, you'll succeed. - Juliana Hatfield
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com