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Socket To Me

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Socket To Me thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Plugging into the right socket can be a heads up, enlightening experience

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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

You can't hold your head high with your hand out. - Yiddish Proverb

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

The heart never takes the place of the head; but it can, and should, obey it. - C S Lewis

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington


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