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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

You can't hold your head high with your hand out. - Yiddish Proverb

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. - Groucho Marx

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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