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Socket To Me

Watts with this guy?

Socket To Me thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Plugging into the right socket can be a heads up, enlightening experience

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Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. - Groucho Marx

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

The heart never takes the place of the head; but it can, and should, obey it. - C S Lewis

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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