Socket To Me

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros