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Socket To Me

Watts with this guy?

Socket To Me thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Plugging into the right socket can be a heads up, enlightening experience

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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The comforter's head never aches. - Italian proverb

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

Light Sleeper: Someone who naps on the chandelier - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are? - T S Eliot

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Good instincts tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out. - Michael Burke

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

Just because it pops into my head does not mean it should come out of my mouth. - Unknown

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead. - Les Brown

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray


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