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Socket To Me

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Socket To Me thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Plugging into the right socket can be a heads up, enlightening experience

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Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Capsize: Head measurement. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Light Sleeper: Someone who naps on the chandelier - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

A pin has as much head as some authors, and a good deal more point. - George D Prentice

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw


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