Socket To Me

His impromptus smell of the lamp. - Pytheas

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

If I had a head like yours, I'd have it circumcised. - Dave Allen

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

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I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. - Groucho Marx

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Irony became the head that bit its tail and then there is no way out. - Alejandro G Inarritu

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Just because it pops into my head does not mean it should come out of my mouth. - Unknown

No amount of facts in his head can compensate for the lack of fire on his lips. - Vance Havner

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead. - Les Brown

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin