#1 humor site on the 'net

Southern Emergency

I could be wrong, but judging by his hat, this guy ain’t gonna make it

Southern Emergency thanks to Bill Carter

QuotaBills
Sweat saves blood. - Erwin Rommel

The flesh of your blood. - Archie Bunker

Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Always give 100%. Unless you're giving blood. - Unknown

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. - Winston Churchill

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle. - Unknown

Psychiatrist: an M.D. who can't stand the sight of blood. - Unknown

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation. - Irvin S Cobb

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed. - Ernest Hemingway

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster

I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

The plunge of civilization into this abyss of blood and darkness is too tragic for any words. - Henry James

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne


Monkeying Around

Wing Support

Massage Therapist

Paper Wedding Dress

High Rise TV

Redneck Kickstand

Mary Potter

Jarred Cat

Frog Waltz

SinkHole Pickup

Always Use Your Mirrors

Johnny On The Pot's Plumber Truck

Wrench Wheel

Bonsai Fruit Tree

Bussines Gaurd

Saxy Shoe

Mayweather Momma

What's Holding You Back?

Final Exams In North Korea

ORCAstraighted

'Outside The Box' Juggler

HeidleBurger

Sun Skin Tone

I Think I'll Just Go Around