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Southern Emergency

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Southern Emergency thanks to Bill Carter

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The flesh of your blood. - Archie Bunker

Only blood can wipe out blood. - Oscar Wilde

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood. - George S Patton

An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. - Winston Churchill

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle. - Unknown

Psychiatrist: an M.D. who can't stand the sight of blood. - Unknown

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

I'm just like anyone. I cut and I bleed and I embarass easily. - Michael Jackson

The crimes of this guilty land will never be purged but with blood. - John Brown

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation. - Irvin S Cobb

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

It is not flesh and blood, but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. - Johann Friedrich Von Schiller

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

It's when we start working together that the real healing takes place. It's when we start spilling our sweat, and not our blood. - David Hume

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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