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Stair Warning

Stair clear of this walkway!

Stair Warning thanks to Irvin Kauffman

“I took this in 1982 adjacent to the Concert Hall in Dusseldorf, at the entrance to the underground tunnel to the riverside. It remained with the graffiti warning until about five or six years ago when the city finally replaced it with a clean sign.”  - Irvin Kauffman


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History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

If you can't be a good example, be a warning. - Unknown

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. - Catherine Aird

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

We are just tenants on this earth. We have been given a new lease, and a warning from the landlord. - Unknown

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher


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