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Steep Steps

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Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

A reckless man by nature who attempted unusual deeds. - Leo the Deacon

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Virture offers the only path in this life that leads to tranquility. - Juvenal

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison

Like a great poet, nature knows how to produce the greatest effects with the most limited means. - Heinrich Heine

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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