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Steep Steps

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Treehouses are the ultimate return to nature. - Pete Nelson

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Nature seems to have implanted gratitude in all living creatures. - Samuel Johnson

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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