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Study to Fail

To Study or Not To Study - that is the question!

Study to Fail thanks to Karen Moore

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We teach what we need to learn. - Gloria Steinem

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. - Woody Allen

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework. - Unknown

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg W F Hegel

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

The hallmark of successful people is that they are always stretching themselves to learn new things. - Carol S Dweck

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown


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