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Study to Fail

To Study or Not To Study - that is the question!

Study to Fail thanks to Karen Moore

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Governments never learn. Only people learn. - Milton Friedman

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Real progress lies in learning to be wrong all alone. - Albert Camus

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

You ain't gonna learn what you don't wanna know. - Jerry Garcia

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

It's impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. - Epictetus

We're all learning here; the best listeners will end up the smartest. - Charlene Li

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

I keep on making what I can't do yet in order to learn to be able to do it. - Vincent van Gogh

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

The middle class. Since when in America do we have classes? That's Marxism talk. - Rick Santorum

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

Apply yourself. Get all the education you can, but then do something. Don't just stand there; make something happen. - Lee Iacocca

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

An organization's ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive advantage. - Jack Welch

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

Coaching is unlocking people's potential to maximize their own performance. It is more often helping them to learn rather than teaching them. - John Whitmore

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking


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