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Study to Fail

To Study or Not To Study - that is the question!

Study to Fail thanks to Karen Moore

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Mother lode of learning. - Neal A Maxwell

I never lose. I win or I learn. - Nelson Mandela

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

It is better to know how to learn than to know. - Dr. Seuss

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works. - Gwen Stefani

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

Never be too big to ask questions. Never know too much to learn something new. - Og Mandino

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridges to cross and which ones to burn. - David Russell

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Curious learning not only makes unpleasant things less unpleasant but also makes pleasant things more pleasant. - Bertrand Russell

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford


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