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Submarine Racing

Who will win the ultimate deepwater challenge?

Submarine Racing thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Submarines competing at the World Championships

Well, what did you expect?
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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

Don't overestimate the decency of the human race. - H L Mencken

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

It's the steady, quiet, plodding ones who win in the lifelong race. - Robert W Service

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson

The human race is inquisitive about other people's lives, but negligent to correct their own. - St Augustine

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. "We're surrounded." - Steven Wright

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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