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Submarine Racing

Who will win the ultimate deepwater challenge?

Submarine Racing thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Submarines competing at the World Championships

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Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be not proud of race, face, place, or grace. - Charles Spurgeon

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

Selfishness is the greatest curse of the human race. - William E. Gladstone

Don't overestimate the decency of the human race. - H L Mencken

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

Civilization is a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

The human race is inquisitive about other people's lives, but negligent to correct their own. - St Augustine

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie


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