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Sunbathing on a Korean Beach

Korea's latest movie-on-the-beach: Dances With Sardines

Sunbathing on a Korean Beach thanks to Ann Walters

Sunbathing on a Korean Beach thanks to Ann Walters

Sunbathing on a Korean Beach thanks to Ann Walters

Sunbathing on a Korean Beach thanks to Ann Walters

Sunbathing on a Korean Beach thanks to Ann Walters

Sunbathing on a Korean Beach thanks to Ann Walters

Sunbathing on a Korean Beach thanks to Ann Walters

Sunbathing on a Korean Beach thanks to Ann Walters

Sunbathing on a Korean Beach thanks to Ann Walters

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Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Must we really light a candle to see the sun? - Wernher von Braun

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. - Steven Wright

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

We live under the sun, but our destiny is beyond its rising and setting. - David Jeremiah

The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded. - Kin Hubbard

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

We may ignore, but we can nowhere evade, the presence of God. The world is crowded with him. He walks everywhere incognito. - C S Lewis

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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