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Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

In LA, I live on sushi or salad. - Denise Van Outen

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

I don't eat sushi, but I eat cooked meat. - Drake Bell

Sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. - Kate Beckinsale

We've got a name for sushi in Georgia... bait. - Blake Clark

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

Electroplate: What atomic scientists eat their dinner from - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

In Japanese sushi restaurants, a lot of sushi chefs talk too much. - Masa Takayama

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. - Graham Norton

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

One of my favorite things to make is homemade sushi. I know how to make the rolls and it's really fun to do. - Carly Rae Jepsen

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. - Jodi Picoult

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly


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