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Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In LA, I live on sushi or salad. - Denise Van Outen

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

I don't eat sushi, but I eat cooked meat. - Drake Bell

Sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. - Kate Beckinsale

Soviet: What Russians say when they finish dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up. - Paul Keating

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Dishtemper: What family members suffer from after dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Electroplate: What atomic scientists eat their dinner from - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

In Japanese sushi restaurants, a lot of sushi chefs talk too much. - Masa Takayama

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. - Jodi Picoult

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly


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