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Sushi To Go

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In LA, I live on sushi or salad. - Denise Van Outen

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

There are many spokes on the wheel of life. - Ray Charles

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

We've got a name for sushi in Georgia... bait. - Blake Clark

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

So I won't make the cover of Harper's Brassiere. - Archie Bunker

What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm heart. - Tom Masson

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

The wheel of change moves on, and those who were down go up, and those who were up go down. - Jawaharial Nehru

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses. On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other three tires because you got a flat. - Unknown

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization. - Ambrose Bierce

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour


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