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Teople Poo

Dyslexic T-Shirt

Teople Poo thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Dyslexics are teople poo. - Unknown

Speak softly and wear a loud shirt. - Hawaiian Proverb

If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic. - Unknown

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Tattoos - it's like wearing an Ed Hardy shirt for the rest of your life. - Russell Peters

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Play for the name on the front of the shirt and they'll remember the name on the back. - Unknown

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman


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