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The Devil's Swimming Pool

Are you a Radical Tourist?

Swim at a height of 128m in “The Devil’s Swimming Pool” - at the top of Victoria Falls in Zimbabwe, Africa. During the months of September and December, people can swim as close as possible to the edge of the falls without falling over. These falls are becoming popular amongst the “radical tourist” industry as more people search for the ultimate experience. Would you dare?
The Devil's Swimming Pool thanks to Barry McCartney

The Devil's Swimming Pool thanks to Barry McCartney

The Devil's Swimming Pool thanks to Barry McCartney

The Devil's Swimming Pool thanks to Barry McCartney

The Devil's Swimming Pool thanks to Barry McCartney

The Devil's Swimming Pool thanks to Barry McCartney

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Swim in the sea
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A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

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