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Thongthing Special

What happens when you've had too much sun in Mexico!

Thongthing Special thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Thongthing Special thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Shawn Kennedy relaxing on the Penthouse Suite @ Worldmark's sunny resort in Cabo San Lucas

Thongthing Special thanks to Shawn Kennedy

The Joe-kster with Shawn the Queen - celebrating Joe’s retire-meant last year

Thongthing Special thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Shawn started a Complaint Department at work (B.C. Land Title Office, New Westminster, B.C.)

Thongthing Special thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Shawn with friends at his daily 'Hemeroid Helper' Class

Thongthing Special thanks to Shawn Kennedy

What Shawn will be doing when he retires

Thongthing Special thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Thongthing Special thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Happy Retire-meant, Shawn - we will miss you!

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Smart tyrants retire rich. - Voltaire

Don't retire, retread! - Robert K Otterbourg

Life begins at retire-meant. - Joe-kster

People do not retire. They are retired by others. - Duke Ellington

The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things. - Susan Miller

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. - Abe Lemons

When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference. - Kin Hubbard

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

Retirement at 65 is ridiculous. When I was 65 I still had pimples. - George Burns

There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit - retire! - Groucho Marx

Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Retired is being tired twice... first tired of working, then tired of not. - Richard Armour

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. - Unknown

Once it was impossible to find any Bond villains older than myself, I retired. - Roger Moore

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

I'm Irish. That means I'm Catholic. But, truth is, now I'm a retired Christian. - Peter O'Toole

I will be 83 years old on December 12 and I've decided to retire while I'm still young. - Bob Barker

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

You can retire from a job, but don't ever retire from making extremely meaningful contributions in life. - Stephen Covey

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. - Samuel Johnson


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