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Tourist Route

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Tourist Route thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Nature can do more than physicians. - Oliver Cromwell

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Don't follow the path. Go where there is no path and begin the trail. - Ruby Bridges

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

Who, by vigor of mind almost divine, the motions and figures of the planets, the paths of comets, and the tides of the seas first demonstrated. - Isaac Newton


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