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Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

Nature seems to have implanted gratitude in all living creatures. - Samuel Johnson

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Don't follow the path. Go where there is no path and begin the trail. - Ruby Bridges

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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