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Human nature is weak. - Anthony Fauci

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Disease is the retribution of outraged nature. - Hosea Ballou

Out of defeat can come the best in human nature. - Billy Graham

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

The open door does not necessarily mean the easy pathway. - G. Campbell Morgan

Nature is pleased with simplicity. And nature is no dummy. - Isaac Newton

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Don't follow the path. Go where there is no path and begin the trail. - Ruby Bridges

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

Miracles are not contrary to nature, but only contrary to what we know about nature. - Augustine

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble. - Blaise Pascal

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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