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Tourist Route

How Bubba saved lots of money on his economy class trip to Europe

Tourist Route thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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