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Tourist Route

How Bubba saved lots of money on his economy class trip to Europe

Tourist Route thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen

Nature is cheaper than therapy. - M P Zarrella

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

The machine does not isolate man from the great problems of nature, but plunges him more deeply into them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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