QuotaBillsFrance is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
A satellite has no conscience. - Edward R Murrow
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett
He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb
Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg
Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman
One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields
Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown
My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood
Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak
So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef
You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters
We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash