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TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room. - Red Skelton

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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