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Twin Dish

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Twin Dish thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Happiness was born a twin. - Lord Byron

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Television Programming: Material that fills the time between commercials - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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