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A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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