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Two Face

Putting your best face forward - but which one?

Two Face thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Bald is beautiful from both sides

Do your friends call you two-faced?

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Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

Individuals need to be willing to face truth about their attitudes, behaviors, even what we want out of life. - Joyce Meyer

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

Busyness functions like an addiction. When you stop, you have to face your thoughts, which terrifies most of us. - Thibaut

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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