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UK Credit Crunch

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Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

There might be some credit in being jolly. - Charles Dickens

England can never be ruined except by a Parliament. - Lord Burleigh

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett

Working in the theater has a lot in common with unemployment. - Arthur Gingold

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day. - W Somerset Maugham

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Unemployment is of vital importance, particularly to the unemployed. - Edward Heath

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

A lot of good could be accomplished in this world if nobody cared who got the credit. - Unknown

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. - Flannery O'Connor

If you don't have someone tracking you down, you haven't exhausted your credit options. - Unknown

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it. - Andrew Carnegie

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

Larry Gogan: 'With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?'
Contestant: 'Hamlet'. - Larry Gogan

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Unemployment: 1. Capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden; 2. An intelligent alternative to overwork. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Credit is a system whereby a person who can't pay gets another person who can't pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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