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UK Credit Crunch

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What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

There might be some credit in being jolly. - Charles Dickens

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Working in the theater has a lot in common with unemployment. - Arthur Gingold

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

The way to get things done is not to mind who gets the credit of doing them. - Benjamin Jowett

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

The world is divided into people who do things - and people who get the credit. - Dwight Morrow

If you blame others for your failures, do you also credit them for your successes? - Unknown

I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts. - Beverly Sills

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

A lot of good could be accomplished in this world if nobody cared who got the credit. - Unknown

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. - Flannery O'Connor

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. - John Maxwell

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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