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Undertaker Bike

This undertaker is ready to go - are you?

Undertaker Bike thanks to Mike King

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The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Honor the undertaker. He always carries out what he undertakes. - Unknown

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Funeral: A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker. - Ambrose Bierce

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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