Underwater Photography

My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? - Christina Auilera

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

There's an old saying in Hollywood: It's not the length of your film, it's how you use it. - Ben Stiller

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown