Up-Set & Hungry Trucks

Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Stay hungry, stay foolish. - Steve Jobs

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? - George Carlin

Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something. - Mitch Hedberg

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield

You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Gamekeeper: A soccer goalie who doesn't get upset, despite losing heavily - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't do something permanently stupid because you're temporarily upset. - Unknown

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com