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There's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz

Home is home, though it be homely. - English Proverb

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christian Morgenstern

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

There is no place like home when the people who live there make 'building one another' their highest priority. - Gordon MacDonald

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac