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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? - Phyllis Diller

Marrying is easy - it's housework that's hard. - Proverb

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

I just heard from Bill Bailey. He's not coming home. - Henny Youngman

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

Give a landlord an inch and he'll build an apartment house. - American Proverb

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known. - Carl Sagan

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. - Sophia Loren

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney